boy bands ruined my life

I want to be someone’s favorite person to talk to.

highfivepotassium:

me with everything


luke_is_a_penguin: Weeeow

luke_is_a_penguin: Weeeow

Wouldn’t be rugby without denim and a red lip

Wouldn’t be rugby without denim and a red lip


Luke Hemmings for Girlfriend Magazine

Luke Hemmings for Girlfriend Magazine

santapalooza:

when someone meets me in person

santapalooza:

when someone meets me in person

Turn the music up so loud it drowns out the thoughts
(via sammybubsxx)
vaitape:

this is scary bc what if someone does this to you

vaitape:

this is scary bc what if someone does this to you

Every girl is expected to have Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama and doll tits. This is why everyone is struggling.
Tina Fey (via recoverfromedmemes)

lxght-speed:

majesticaljeff:

rednecktex:

huffy-lemon:

Favorite story posts part 1

That last one

My dad says the ‘making love in a canoe’ about american beer

THESE ARE FUCKING GOLD

itsanabanana-bytch:

sunflower-sue:

ink-its-art:

uropyia:

generationofmodifications:

A Chemistry teacher.

……………………..

no way. He would motivate me to go to school

I’d do the fuck out of my homework.


Oh hell no

itsanabanana-bytch:

sunflower-sue:

ink-its-art:

uropyia:

generationofmodifications:

A Chemistry teacher.

……………………..

no way. He would motivate me to go to school

I’d do the fuck out of my homework.

Oh hell no